girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

shikai-of-the-4th-world:

OK Let me tell you why this scene from the newest episode of Steven Universe was fantastic

So Pearl nonchalantly say “Oh, well hello Connie! What a surprise to see you!” Obviously from her tone it’s clear that they knew Connie was going to be in the temple when they got there, which is what makes the set up and their entrance to the scene so funny.

I’m assuming Garnet probably knew Connie was going to be at the Temple (what with her foresight and all) and told the others, which resulted in Pearl trying to convince them to make a good impression, which translated into “make a cool pose when we beam back”.This resulted in Pearl’s attempt at a ‘cool’ stance, Amethyst’s goofy mock-ballerina pose, and Garnet’s pigeon-toed “I’m very uncomfortable with this” stance, I mean, her face says it all.

"Pearl made us practice this for an hour before she said we could come back."

and then Pearl tries to casually play off their entrance like

"Oh Connie! We had no idea you’d be here, what a pleasant surprise!” 

Look at this nerd.

"I told you we’d make a great impression. Didn’t I say this was a perfect plan? This was a great idea. I’m so smart."

heeeey-buddy:

shhhhh

REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER…

rs-tiger-skunk:

dangerouserabby:

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Dear lord I had forgotten about some of these.

Nostalgia is a slap to the face

Oh hello there excuse me while I pick up the shattered pieces of my grades at the end of every year.
'Me since the beginning of highschool'
Pardon me but may you provide a submit option plz?
Anonymous

Done! it should be in the menu drop down box under my icon :-D

you plz draws Rolly form 101 dalmatians playing wit his belly?
Anonymous

oelm:

Garnet’s the strongest gem.  Don’t forget it.

princesssilverglow:

artemispanthar:

classyplatypi:

The only one trying to pose is Pearl. Perfect. 

Such megadorks

I laughed soooo hard at Garnet’s pose XD Seriously I still crack up everytime I look at it :´D

kangaya:

aight! i gotta get ready for school now, here’s connie and pearl playing holochess, aka the best drawing request anyone has ever gotten ever.

(pearl gets too cocky and almost loses)

gracekraft:

Hold on tight Garnet! Or your fellow Gems will fall right off the page. Wouldn’t want that.

Third design for the Steven Universe Design Contest over at MightyFine. Pretty simple, but I thought it would be a cute idea to have the Gems climbing on the shirt.

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